Possible but unlikely way around this: cast unseen servant and make it push the chair.

yes kinda but also only actually giving input when i want to

I mean something that lets me toggle actual mic input to sites once they have access, because if you turn it off you need to refresh to turn it back on.

Bureaucracy be like

a petition to ban marketing, advertising, and sale of personal information in general would be a good way to have a chance at shattering big tech and commercial crap all at once, but it'll never happen 🙁

sus

For those who are wondering, Americans store glue in this kind of jug. /s

painfully true

painfully true

why is no one else mentioning home birth??

Society needs to change on a fundamental level. The school system is flawed. The government is flawed. Social expectations are flawed. The tech industry is rotten to the core. The environment is collapsing under the weight of random stuff humanity wants but doesn't need or benefit from. Our generation needs to fix this and clean up after our ancestors.

Well someone did write Hamlet but we don't actually know who. So the thought experiment holds up even better because it is a random person we don't know much about.