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[-] EmoBean@lemmy.world 125 points 1 year ago

Bruh, mark your cum jug NSFW, we're not confused. Everyone has a cum jug.

[-] bhamlin@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Wait ... what?

I've just been using a box this whole time!

[-] thorbot@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago
[-] dentoid@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 year ago

Mom found the cum drawer

[-] elvith@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago

Images, that you can smell

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[-] Nutteman@lemmy.world 103 points 1 year ago

I'm a hot blooded American and I can recognize a delicious pitcher of horse semen any day of the week.

[-] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 20 points 1 year ago

Username checks out

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 86 points 1 year ago
[-] greenteadrinker@midwest.social 15 points 1 year ago

As an American, I too need to know where the bag went

[-] Alteon@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

As an American, I believe the bag is still attached to the rest of the cow.

[-] protist@mander.xyz 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's udder nonsense!

[-] someguy3@lemmy.ca 80 points 1 year ago
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[-] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 year ago

Do y'all think we don't have cum pitchers in the US? I know we're bad, but we're not savages.

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[-] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 42 points 1 year ago

Why do you have milk in your hospital piss jug?

[-] Cqrd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 year ago
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[-] feef@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago

Not American, what is this?

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[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This truly is a shit post. Confuses everyone because it doesn't actually confuse anyone.

Tbh I think I understand what the joke is supposed to be (Canadians and bagged milk), but it's just a pitcher of milk and it would seem that no one's actually weirded out by it because of that.

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[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 34 points 1 year ago

This must be one of those bidets I keep hearing so much about.

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[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 year ago

I hope you don't throw away the bag and keep your milk like that.

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 28 points 1 year ago

Everyone's confused buddy.

[-] _TheThunderWolf_@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago

For those who are wondering, Americans store glue in this kind of jug. /s

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[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Is it because it doesn't have high fructose corn syrup in it?

[-] petersr@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

No, it is because it is not a gun.

[-] dipshit@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Did you get that from your milk faucet?

[-] SexyTimeSasquatch@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

The only thing I'm confused by is that you thought this would confuse us...

[-] AceTKen@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I am 40 and Canadian and have lived in three provinces (Alberta, Saskatchewan, and Ontario). I have never seen bagged fucking milk.

[-] Notyourbusiness@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago

Head East, I grew on bag milk

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[-] IzzyScissor@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Partially-confused American here.. Why isn't it in a bag still?

Do y'all pour it out of the bag so you have more chances to catch an infection or so it goes bad faster?

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[-] eliza513@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Let's show our abomination to Americans (and Western Canadians)

Yall over in Ontario are weird lol

Sincerely, a British Columbian

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[-] Beefytootz@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

It's a pitcher of a picture of milk, what's not to get?

[-] Immersive_Matthew@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

All I can think of when I see this is the bigger bag, that had like 3 or 4 1L bags of milk in it that this one time fell out of their grocery bag in my parents car and 2 of the bag got sliced open. The smell never left the car despite major efforts to clean up. I hazard to guess this is a big reason they no longer come in bags, but I hear maybe they still too in central Canada. Not here in the west.

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[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 year ago

Why'd you take the bag out though?

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[-] Leviathan@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

People in this comment section:

I'm not confused

Same people in this comment section:

what an oddly shaped milk jug

[-] nfsu2@feddit.cl 13 points 1 year ago

Chilean here and I do not know what am I looking at...

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[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

I'm Canada, milk comes in bags. This could also be powdered milk.

[-] db2@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 year ago
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[-] callmepk@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Me, non-American: what?

[-] TomMasz@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

The shape of this pitcher bothers me for some reason but it certainly doesn’t confuse me.

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