I hear you get a special prize if you get to 100.

Anybody can make shit up with a slop generator.

Literally every computing device runs better without transparency or animations. I disable them on everything.

But then how will they indoctrinate you through ads? Think of the advertisers!!

I mean, who among us ISN'T obsessed with UFOs.

Elon Musk didn't found shit. He's a fucking loser poser.

Badger Badger is one of the all time GOATS. Congrarulations!

The PS1 startup noise is still the greatest noise of all human civilization.

I came here to chew bubblegum and to block ads, and I am all out of bubblegum.

Lots of websites work poorly on Firefox compared to Chrome. They optimize for Chrome because that's where the userbase is. If you're not on Chrome then fuck you I guess.

It'd be a coinflip on whether or not they even knew what an operating system was.

I've tried explaining what Linux is to people, and when I mention it's an operating system, its not uncommon to hear the response, "What's an operating system?" 😑