shh, popularity will make it worse

can confirm, I am a large lazy cat

I think it depends on age, from what I'd seen older men seem to have a harder time meeting new friends than women

I've had some Holy Locust in my head all week and I think I have to accept I'm starting to like it

That is a very springy looking spaniel.

'At least he died doing what he loved: a bunch of whip-its'

warm ranch

Context: this man is known for many things, including the game 'Goblin With A Fat Ass'

Sometimes I idly fantasize about building one of those ultrasonic projectors to remotely turn their windows into speakers and loop their own music back at them

but unfortunately I'm not enough of a jerk to actually do it

My neighbor has the same five country songs on blast eight hours a day, seven days a week, rain or shine

I now have to pick between my sanity and fresh air.

The Chinese have an updated version, which is manned for some reason: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xrSSArQoFWc

That poor operator's ears.

don't let your dreams be memes