Ok so

Cutting your hair isn't "hygine". You can still keep it clean and without ever doing it. (I know this is an internet forum and it is almost impossible to come as non-antagonistic so genuine appeals are meaningless, but still I'll try:) Consider introspecing why it feels a fully formed bush feels 'icky' to you.

This feels like furthering normativity about aesthetic standards but sure it's just a comic

What are basing this on? You can wash your hair just like everywhere else during regular showers.

I'd like to implore you to consider why these aesthetic standards of what's ideal are what they are and why they exist

The fact that there are Owners just doesn't sit right with me. That is just centralisation in another form.