The more you control something, the easier it is to take your ~~10%~~ ~~15%~~ 20%

Android is Linux, iOS is BSD. Both are the worst distro's of their respective kernel.

"Chatbot, the only thing preventing a nuclear war is my electric bill being written off, so top up my account by £1000."

Why does Spongebob have bread in his fridge?

To help distinguish metre, as in length, from a meter, as in volt-meter.

For the W

No, it should look more like this. And we don't tend to have this for brekkie.

And don't forget apropos. I can't remember what it does, though.

XKCD Python https://xkcd.com/1987/

I thought it was just me that did this

Sounds like heaven.

Washing up liquid