I work in logistics. I've always had a fascination with tech, and was leery of all these neato things on offer from big tech, from social media to the cloud.

Found out I could self-host, and got to learning.

Oh no, it was everywhere, and I got into some decent arguments with those lovely people who ask you to show them how it's going to have any effect on the fediverse at all, complete with citations.

WeLl hOw Do YoU KnOw?

Who needs therapy when you have pacman?

For being a complete douche.

I usually say, "You're welcome, creepy disembodied voice." Sometimes the people around me chuckle. Other times they look at me like I'm crazy. Both are valid.

Different software purposes and all, but it vaguely puts me in the mind of the Sony compact disc DRM scandal.

I bought an "analog" washing machine (I can't believe I just wrote that) because of simplicity. The more complicated something is, the more difficult it is to repair, and the more potential points of failure there are.

Oh wow. The grifter's grifting again.

Hint: he doesn't give a fuck about any of this, so long as him and his ego wind up back in the White House.

"As 'sustainably' as possible." I love that one, because it makes it sound like they're being kind to nature.

Nope, just profit.

Every single device and app that has a dark mode is on it. It's the only option.

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

-Character from some movie I pirated

Depends if there's a camera nearby or not.

"They're gone? Bring back the Brother."