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[-] PopMyCop@iusearchlinux.fyi 85 points 9 months ago

I wish fucking supermarkets would understand this. I don't have to be told in a super loud fucking annoying voice that I need to place the object in the bagging area, or switch to the other machine to use my card. I've already hit the fucking button to use the cc machine, you fucking nonces! I've already placed the goddamn stupid fucking bananas in the stupid fucking bagging area, shut the fuck up! AAAAAH!

It's even worse now because you used to be able to mute the mother fucker, but now they've disabled that option.

[-] balancedchaos@lemmy.world 45 points 9 months ago

I usually say, "You're welcome, creepy disembodied voice." Sometimes the people around me chuckle. Other times they look at me like I'm crazy. Both are valid.

[-] CaptKoala@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago

I think you should update it to "You're welcome, creepy disembodied voice that stole someones job."

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