FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU VANCE
“Sweetie, it’s not water, it’s PEE, and for the millionth time, Melania won’t do that anymore because she’s got the recordings of you!! Got it?! Here’s a cheeseburger. “ - I don’t know
Oh! Thanks , I knew someone had the time to read it; with a headline like that I wasn’t’nna be arsed
Oh, sorry yeah — you have to NOT use your hands to rotate or open it
This one is a deep cut, must have been one of the earliest models?
maybe you’re not bad at either of them?
They didn’t put my CRUCIFIX MASTURBATION seminar on the agenda again this year. Homophonic !!1
He went bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S
“ignored cost caps” - naw. nun uh. HUMAN SAYS NO.
A researcher in animal cognition said at a lecture I saw once: every time we look closer, we see more and more evidence of intelligent behavior in tinier and tinier creatures, behaviors we once assumed were limited to humans. He studied insects: bacteria have been shown to display “learning” behaviors.
How many beings are sapient? Wouldn’t be shocked if Future Being told me it was all of them
Friends said they had really old original ones, that they at some point consolidated w the newer ones, rendering the whole mass of them old or big enough to qualify. Didn’t even have to apply, just they got notified it was done
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Ooh! The date for Shut The Fuck UP About Black Friday Deals is NOW UNTIL GROUNDHOGS DAY