Audacity sniffing my local private stuff, NOPE. Tenacity instead thanks

I don’t understand why the post is supposed to be funny or critical

Never forget that Hollywood stars have access to the most expensive & exclusive skin care, trainers, health care, & even plastic surgery, the likes of which we grimy little Proudfeet will never even hear of. Check Cate B out too, she hasn’t aged an hour

Kagi lied about its privacy claims and I can pull up the thread about the user who exposed it & the CEO got into this ridiculous evasion over it but I’ll let you do it for me. KAGI SUCKS 💥

Uh, NOT put surveillance and extremely questionable AI into everything? I don’t need my toilet tweeting how healthy I am

VOTE!! and also there is NO QUESTION his fart sniffing followers will CHEAT FOR HIM — let’s all get this through our heads NOW

Diapers for Adderall-addicted smelly criminals though - that’d be fine with Old Diaper Donald

When they weren’t ignoring it, they laughed about us

Just a quick thanks for including a nonpaywalled link, @ylai@lemmy.ml !

Unfortunately, this has also been my DuckDuckGo experience for several months. I wish it wasn’t

My sister named her baby “Ecks-Fourmerlee-Twittre”