Please stay off the counter, and don't do dumb shit. I don't want to yell at you, but it's hard to not when you look me in the face while ignoring me.
I love you. Always. Even when I'm mad at you for doing dumb shit.
...and probably a bunch of other stuff, bc this isn't nearly even a tight 5
I tell my cats I love them every day. Even the skittish one that hides bc he's scared of everything. I do it in an effort to make him know that I'm always thinking about him. He slow blinks at me in the small percentage of time that I actually do see him, so I figure it's doing something haha
But damn, that bit about the hand signals after the 5 minutes is over is just brilliant!
Don't forget about the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia's (via MBS) large investment, putting them as the biggest shareholder of the company behind Muskrat himself.
Here's an interesting Birdsite thread on how the KSA has been intertwined with Twitter since as early as 2011 - and no, not just as an "investor". There's been all sorts of the shadiest shit going on over there.
https://twitter.com/MuellerSheWrote/status/1698827051556618679
I'm looking to do the same sometime in the near future. Can't take how ridiculously expensive Long Island is getting...
Silly me, I say that like it's ever been cheap lol
There's always a relevant XKCD
He's proving day after day, that no matter how much money he has, he wants nothing more than to be a terminally online shitposter.
Everyone who called him a "loser" in this thread, is 1,000% correct.
And they make their money peddling boner pills, fear, and preparation buckets.
He even tried to get out of it by claiming Twitter had a bot problem. Courts ruled that he stepped too far into the shit to back out of it.
And now, it seems, the alleged bot problem is worse than it's ever been. Sheesh.
bc one of their famed boogeymen is finally finding themselves in some sort of legal hot water. They've been foaming at the mouth to have HRC and/or George Soros locked up for years. This is the closest they've come to a "victory", according to their dumb propaganda.