The NDA: Dear me, I promise to talk about the fun times only with my friends and not with potential employers. Signed, me.

Let me just leave this here:

First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—
     Because I was not a socialist.

Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—
     Because I was not a trade unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—
     Because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.

— Martin Niemöller https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_they_came_...

I do not mean to accuse you of staying silent, but please remember: no one is safe from fascism once it is there.

I think you are hand-picking numbers here. The most current CDC Report on Intimate Partner Violence does not support your claims. https://www.cdc.gov/nisvs/documentation/NISVSReportonIPV_2022.pdf

Fun fact: in Germany, anything "unexpected" they write in TOS is not legally binding, because everyone knows noone reads it.

Alarm! Irgendjemand im Zwischennetzt hat einen Witz geklaut.

The unfun part is when its your personal rights (personally) and you have to discuss them to defend yourself.

Oh eine Wutbildgeschichte. Ich fühle mich alt...

Gibt auch eine föderierte Quelle: https://mastodon.social/@GuidoKuehn/112200911719409729

You need to understand that this is not about sexuality, but about patriarchy. For them sex is about power over women, not about pleasing them. Cunnilingus focuses on female pleasure, which is a problem for this world view. Men unwilling to take part in the oppression of women are seen as "unmanly". This is expressed through the accusation of being "gay".

Nee lass mal. Deutsche, die versuchen Europa einzunehmen, hat ne ganz schlechte Geschichte...

Ich weiß nicht, wie wir eine angenehme Gemeinschaft sein wollen, wenn wir Vergewaltigungswitze machen.

That is actually a great idea for a fake sign to put up... 🥸