[-] chainsawrobot@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

VIGILANTE 8

Twisted Metal is getting the Halo treatment with a "we pulled the sets and costumes out of a cancelled CW show", so now would be the time to reboot the underdog battle car arena game.

[-] chainsawrobot@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

343 cant make Halo cause Microsoft wants Halo The Product, not Halo The Game.

They dont want couches of happy people playing Blood Gulch, they want preorders and that "marketing moment" they got with Halo 2 and 3. They dont care about the franchise as a thing to be enjoyed, they only understand it as the thing that can be sold, and it shows.

343 devs have gone on record saying the rework of the core game and the stagnant development was due to MS saying "no, thats TOO Halo, you have to make the NEW THING." And thus we get clusterfuck stories, reworked weapons for no reason (seriously, ANOTHER new pistol and they get rid of the SHOTGUN?), ziplines pulled from Apex Legends and more out of game marketing collabs than in game content. Oh and a shit TV show that Neil Blomkamp shouldve gotten greenlit to make 10 fucking years ago.

Also the PC port of Infinite is trash. You cant give any player input without the frame rate going bananas. Stand still and I get 60 FPS, any motion its 5.

[-] chainsawrobot@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Hey Im on the TV.

[-] chainsawrobot@kbin.social -1 points 1 year ago

Impossible. You can only deter and mitigate risk. But war is in our nature. War is uniquely human because it requires at least one civilization to wage.

The only way to stop war on Earth is to convince everyone here to go to war somewhere else.

So my plan is to militarize the school systems, manual military or scientific service at 18, create a federated republic under an international parliament, nationalize systems and get away from "profit" in exchange for progress, and go to war with the unknown to find "God" or whatever. Everyone who cant/wont can get UBI and healthcare and education a plenty, create art to their hearts content and do the "culture" thing.

[-] chainsawrobot@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

If this guy changes the internet include me in the screenshot.

[-] chainsawrobot@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Bold of you to assume I am buying anything in this economy.

[-] chainsawrobot@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

300 Pakistanis capsize, the world: "I sleep"

3 billionaires and a con man build world worst submarine and sink, the world: "Real shit."

Clown world.

[-] chainsawrobot@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

in what world do you think a github link is helpful to a normie tho?

Thats what I mean: it should be more accessible and more usable natively. If there are solutions out there open source, it would be nice to have a sort of "App Store" or similar experience, like a plug-ins or Extensions menu or something more user friendly.

if they (we?) can make things like that happen, it would be revolutionary IMO.

chainsawrobot

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