Some Ryanair passengers would definitely do that.

Geostationary orbit is waaaaay high.

Haha, thanks, I was joking, but didn't gather the actual meaning ^^

I'm not fast but this looks like Taiwan indeed (compare with the pole in the upper left of the picture).

Clown Stripe*

Write more bugs.

I mean, I don't think I can smell them as described, but crushed I can clearly smell the formic acid.

Now you can open a hair salon in France.

There's a guy, Isaac Newton, he's 57. Ask him about his ~~second~~ third law, hopefully he came up with it already.

I recommend the canapés.

Don't blast heavy metal.

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