I’ve been calling it Ex-Twitter, which I think sounds even more insulting

I would be extremely impressed if Alex Trebek had just pulled all of the questions out of his butt for all of those years.

*Scab Jennings

that’s the one. I wonder how many of the kiddies saw this (likely 10 year-old) meme and thought, “what a hilarious and original joke!”

I’ll just take my Geritol now for my tired blood

you’d think so, but the real secret: no brain to damage

not entirely government funded, but enough that, if they withdraw funding, it would totally collapse.

the entire argument that “private companies do it cheaper” is mostly because they cut corners, skirt regulations, and screw over employees to do business on the cheap. then, we find out there may be massive security breaches like, oh, chatting with Putin and god knows who else...

“arrest me for espionage and/or treason, please"

that doesn’t mean what it used to

there’s a futurama joke in this that makes me feel old