Yet somehow the US feels it needs to send billions in financial aid to Israel? Riddle me this, Batman.

Remind me again why we need to fund the world's strongest and most elite military?

You all do realize each and every citizen of Israel is drafted. This allows them to select from the best in the country. Again, why are we funding this?

100%. I've lost a lot of money to their "recommendations."

{ Cough, cough } Pussy.

Why does this look more like a receipt from my auto mechanic?

Just fat and dumb as fuck.

I hereby officially declare Donald J. Trump ineligible to hold office, under Section Three of the Fourteenth Amendment.

There, I fucking did it. Challenge me in court, you orange bastard.

I just used the phone number on the back of the device to call them. I found them rather pleasant to deal with and they sent me a free replacement within a couple of days. Good luck, friend.

In other news, water is wet.

Seems like they're getting the "freedom of speech" they paid for.