It was the parrots all along
"I love you"
What the fuck, people are JUST NOW hearing about this??
Oh boy we're all shocked, shocked I tell you
Yep this will stop them making tiktoks alright
WATER motherfuckers, water
Yeah no shit, and you do think I have a single goddamn bit of influence over my corporation's choice of email client??
Why the fuck does it seem like NOBODY can just write the fucking names in plain text in a comment. I am not interested in clickbait
LMAO don't put a fucking camera in your bedroom you dummies
Google?? No, not Google. Capitalism. The same forces that drove the internet's growth are making it so much worse than it could be. Profit motive trumps everything and drives the hellscape of engagement monetization
I've heard about the "rise of the nones" for fucking years now. I'm in my mid 30s. When the fuck will this trend translate into policy reform
I'm in this picture and I hate it