She’s got a big bass.
Sorry, that's a brown trout, I'm pretty sure
That's not a trout.
You're right, that's an Atlantic cod.
Trouts have two back fins and a more hook like lower jaw.
mvp
Is there some possibility you're fibbing?
Let’s check for denial from any siblings in order to decide.
I wanna see her slap!
Someone somewhere just unlocked a new fetish.
f(et)ish
We put the ET in Fish™️
I assume you've never been to Thailand.
That's a tame (and already existing) fetish compared to some of the things I've seen there.
Might I ask how the fish are involved in it?
You get a menu, you pick the person you want to see, you pick the item (living, dead or inanimate object) and what you want them to do with it; usually a hole.
example of one

SEXY DANGE
Tilapia?

GOTT IM HIMMEL! Toto as the band?
Toto, in Thai means baby... don't ask.
Oh.. When I think it can't get more awful... I just had to ask questions...
That one you have to book a return trip 9 months after the boy & girl make love selection
Girl, just drop your eggs in the current, and I'll disperse my spermatozoa all over 'em!
🎵 All about that bass bout that bass, no pebble 🎵
🎵 "I like big bass, I can't deny*🎶
Wearing only a codpiece? That’s daring…
She got catfished.
Troy McClure, is that you?

Baby, I'm saving my game in your bedroom... So that's where I can reSpawn.
I can smell that costume....
....wait
Clash oh no my lamp turns around clash my vase!
Is there a gentlemen's version of this costume available?
Edward Bloom, at it again
tastes like chicken. raw chicken.
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