1. Take a normal shower curtain and have at it with a long kitchen knife. The knife cuts won't let very much water through so it will still be effective as a shower curtain.
2. Take a stray can of red paint and spray be a few two or three long strokes across it.
3. Only attach the rings of one end to the shower rail up to one half at most. Break the remaining rings and leave them on the bathroom floor.

I don't seem to have a political creed anymore.

I believe in honesty and being honourable.

Agree. All low cost parking zones now marked as premium, just to make sure that there's no sign of life.

RIP physical shops.

Isn't it strange that when you believe in an oligarch, they never disappoint.

Just film it. Paying porn actors is not illegal usually, but take the camera away and ..

Ceph?

Everyone does it. Every year of so we gather everyone we know together to commemorate.

I don't know but that was my immediate reaction.

If it runs Windows it'll run Linux almost certainly. The cheaper you go, the more likely you'll have lower priced or older components for WiFi, Bluetooth etc which may mean that you have to dig some firmware binaries out to get the whole thing running.

If you can take a USB stick with you of a typical Rescue distribution, and can boot it up, you'll know what will and won't work easily. The bits that don't work may need some minor fiddling. As I said, there are usually walkthrough blogs etc around.

Have fun.

Use your surname with a personal domain. Then you can link up other family members to it. Eg. dave@cammeron.me . Otherwise you've got to have an email address dave@davecammeron.me which looks stupid.

Use your organisation as your work email. boris@megacorp.com, boris.bloke@megacorp.com bb@megacoro.com ceo@megacorp.com

You then separate the work and personal emails. Sending personal emails through a corporate server using the corporate domain is fair game to use in a court, you're ostensibly representing the company and it's not a personal email.

There are various hilarious stories about people losing rights to their name etc post internet era when their company was purchased.

Don't try to run a mail server yourself, that became counter productive about the 2010s. I used to run servers easily last century when there was almost no-one sending email, then the sp-/sc-ammers 'entered the room'.

Accidentally clicking on a wrong email on a unsecure environment can ruin your day if you're tired and just keep clicking mindlessly.

Good luck. Especially if you have a popular surname that your family doesn't own.

Rishi Sunak and Keir Starma, to name but two.

I think the stats say, about 52% of the population is female, 48% is male.

So 2% of females are male. Oh .. wait ..!