Praise the second coming reborn in the Orange Jesus.
Lay down your lives brothers and sisters for the peodiphilic wars in his name.
Bow your heads as his masterful Generals order you to shed your blood for the Evangelical cause.
Bless the United States of America and if you return know how you’ll be cast aside like the tool you are. /S
This just amazes me. Back when I was a kid I felt like BBS and newgroups were the tits. But this, just wow, well done keep up the crazy good work people. You are most certainly the future of us.
I still have to check if it’s Beaverton, Onion or Private Eye nowadays . It’s satire ‘now’ but …
The Guillemots would sooner take the company to the grave with them while they chase what they have been rather than try to improve what they could be.
In my opinion UBISoft would be better being done with anything Guillemot at this point. They’re just a slow poison on the brand image.
Lindsay and Craig Foreman were arrested while passing through Iran on a round-the-world motorcycle trip in January 2025.
accused of spying.
Look, I mean there has been ample time in this day and age to know by now what countries you really shouldn’t be travelling through at this point. It’s not like we have travel warnings for the shits and giggles of it but ignoring that comes at your own hubris.
I feel as though having biometrics installed, Face ID and/or fingerprint, kind of defeats the purpose of a privacy OS. Where as pin and a duress pin would be the choice going forward and managing the phones security.
We’re really, really, really sorry we were caught and pinky promise never to do it again …
Tell me about it. Here we’ve got the Separatist party spouting on about how the United States would treat the culture more fairly. Having only a few months ago having the US trying to water down the language laws for trade.
Opportunistic cunts is what they are.
Thankfully I managed to get mine without the fee in a different province. The nice lady just called me Fat and signed it off 😔
Is Kobo and Ratukan Kobo two separate companies. Otherwise it is Japanese owned I think ?
Not to mention the possibility of a kill switch the can turn it all off and effectively make it useless for defence.
I wouldn’t want to Speculate on it …