Honestly, medicated ice cream sounds pretty awesome.

Or is this ibuprofen-flavored ice cream? Because that sounds significantly less awesome.

To be fair, eating, drinking, or inhaling sand is not great for you.

Variety is the spice of life, homie.

Good point, and worth keeping in mind! At the same time, the generics are often so much cheaper it's worth a try. I take Claratin daily for allergies and the Costco version is literally 10% the cost of name brand. It's astounding how much of a markup basic OTC drugs can have.

That one just makes me sad and angry. I try not to judge people, but I would judge the shit out of someone for doing that IRL.

I dunno, this one just sounds like common sense to me.

Kinda like how you singularly invented the rhetoric that it's useless to discuss gun control because it wouldn't solve 100.00% of possible killings?

Manual transmission or not, yes, I would confidently say that moving or changing jobs is the best solution to address a 3 hour commute. Bonus point being that you will better be able to enjoy your manual transmission.

Point of clarification: were you wearing your backpack with both straps on, one strap on your shoulder, or across your chest?

Good God, the number of products where someone spent the time and effort to design in "systems" for opening/using the package, which are utterly ineffectual is mind boggling.

Did a flimsy cardboard box ever need some special tear tab to begin with?? Hell no, just glue the flap shut and we will open it like every other food box on the planet.

Shit that is infuriating.

I don't get it and I'm also very confused by this chart.

Does that mean I actually get it?

Shit...

Warning to past me: do not read this chart while stoned.

Mmmmm forbidden guacamole