Ok, hear me out: What if we were to dig a system of narrow tunnels under the city, and then let people drive through them. Of course, cars would need to be on some form of automated tracks to make it safe. Then you could link up multiple cars and make long lines of cars following the tracks to the same destination.

It's a brand new concept, I know, but modern problems require modern solutions. Maybe we can sell hats and flamethrowers to generate support.

(/s in case it wasn't obvious)

Pushing directly to main just feels better.

Can you really be proficient in a language you didn't invent?

Careful scream

That's kind of arbitrary though, and very dependent on humidity.

rust: "You just translated someone else's essay"

clears table to make room for giant Yu-Gi-Oh playmat

It's time to duel, bitch!

"Looks like you're trying to sacrifice your soul to Baphomet"

I don't know, can you make a JPEG of the cheese wheel and then put the hyperlink on the blockchain? Maybe make it so I can import the cheese in a shitty MMO that nobody actually wants to play?

Unstoppable turd vs. immovable asshole.

This. I still lurk reddit for information, but I will never contribute. Advertisers these days only care about interaction anyway, so I doubt lurking significantly impacts the profitability one way or the other.

Fix 1: Fire ~~Colton~~ Linus

Fix 2: Fire Colton, for good measure