Borderline bad faith reply tbh

even if that’s your intent it’s not how the content is read. I do think there’s something funny in how these people perceive or portray themselves vs their ability to live up to their own standards. Maybe if the post title hinted that that it wouldn’t feel like body shaming content.

crazy what president xi did to me....

i've notified mansfield ohio of your transgressions and they are currently sending interpol to extradite you back to the states. you'll pay for your crimes. society cannot bare the weight of your disregard for order...... bye bye=!

we posted bail for one of the inmates that let me use their phone account :)

so things happened in this order

get ticket for expired tags month ago > try to pay it but their system does not show me the ticket (system sucks ass) > forget about ticket > they send the reminder to the wrong address > ticket becomes "failure to appear" because I have not paid it > i stupidly think the ticket was dropped or something > judge signs warrant which is sent to wrong address > i'm driving a bit, get pulled over for expired tags again (i forgor and barely drive) > i am surprised to learn I have a warrant, they cuff me, and extradite me 90 miles away to the town i was originally pulled over in

so it technically wasn't for expired tags, it was for not paying a ticket or not going to court

i guess

glad you were out quick, sorry you were there at all

watching these mfers joke around and swig mountain dew while i'm on hour 9 of sitting in a locked flourescent lit holding room

yep just the tags

i was totally sober so i wasn't even balling.... smh

this exact scenario has been a recurring nightmare of mine for years actually, my dad was in corrections and gave me both a fear of jail and car stuff

my immediate suggested course of action is to drive as little as possible, fuck car

my other suggested course of action should not be posted publicly

the fact that it's literally all in the service of car is one of the funniest and most upsetting parts of the mess

appreciate it

and now im supposed to just walk around and act like everything is normal