We'd get there faster if we got rid of farming alfalfa and golf courses.

Bwahahahahahahahaaaaaa! Loser!

They meant to say fecal recognition. They're struggling to determine the difference between a Whopper and a whopping dookie. No luck so far, and I doubt an app is going to help.

I'd wager over half that sub is posting from Moscow.

I think you might have it backwards. An empathy deficit (sociopathy) is highly correlated with the C-suite. It's not that sociopathy makes a person a better leader. It doesn't. It's more that a person with dark triad traits isn't going to care who they step on or what lines they cross to get there.

In other words, they were already screwed up.

What do they think we've already been doing this whole time? It's why we prefer to have the lights out in the office.

Yeah, but the minotaur would get tired of walking around and die of exhaustion, but not before its wife said, "Stop being such a baby. This is fun!"

Ditto on the Arduino. I built a pickup winder for electric guitar, and it's more than made up for its price in entertainment alone.

Not a surprise. I took my dad to a VA hospital for an appointment. We checked him in and sat in the waiting area. Because I'm a nerd, I had a Geiger counter in my backpack. I took it out and turned it on. As soon as it finished booting up, the alarm went off.

Normal background radiation where I live is usually around 0.08 micro-Sieverts/hour. My alarm threshold is 0.30 ( not dangerous, but interesting). My reading in that lobby? It was a whopping 9.23!

A hair dryer? Right. First you'd have to convince me he's ever seen a brush or a comb.

Beaver, Utah would like to know how Virgin ended up on the map instead.

Krita is amazing.