I actually do have a high IQ, around 120. I was tested as part of my ADHD diagnosis.

All it's good for is knowing that I don't know shit.

Bold of you to assume the law applies to them.

You're wrong.

Lithium batteries contain little to no elemental lithium. They normally contain lithium cobalt oxide, lithium iron phosphate, or lithium nickel manganese cobalt oxide as the anode, and a lithium salt as the electrolyte.

Water is about the only way to put one out because it's an exothermic reaction (water is to cool it down so it stops), and two out of the three are self-oxidizing so you can't just smother it.

The biggest danger of a lithium battery getting wet is that it shorts, which can lead to a fire because it goes into thermal runaway. But this can happen if you have one in your pocket with spare change (most of the vape fires in the 2010s were this)

Don't waste the money. Get ones that'll work over your glasses, and preferably pick up some $10 Zenni glasses.

That's pretty dystopian

South Park actually did a great job showing that tourettes isn't just shouting curse words.

Don't insult food like that

What we really need is a progressive income tax on loans taken with stocks as collateral.

This picture is from those days

It's really not much of a spoiler.

That's the thing. They're not saying they're stopping the retaliatory tariffs. They're still going to implement them, but they're giving Trump an out (which he won't take)

No, Trump would have been a moderately successful used car salesman. He's good at selling shit to idiots