Yes

Caffeinated beverages don't dehydrate you. Yes, caffeine has a mild diruetic effect, but it's nowhere near enough to cancel out the water in the drink.

I would have opted for a catheter so I could change bags.

Voters don't really pay close enough attention for that to matter. The vast majority couldn't tell you a single 'dark side' thing he did.

Obama is super charismatic, which is a large part of why he won in the first place.

He was clearly joking when he said that. Like, there are a million legitimate things to pick on him about. Let's not invent them.

Well, the best way to get out of a fight is to get completely naked.

I mean, you definitely don't want to put hot water on a burn.

No, Trump would have been a moderately successful used car salesman. He's good at selling shit to idiots

Because capitalism.

Of course they did. Sigh

Any headline that's a question can be answered with No

That's why he doesn't want them to sell. If the price drops low enough, the banks will make him sell all of the shares that he used for collateral to purchase Twitter. Cashing in billions in shares will be the final nail in Tesla's coffin.