It's not a meme, I've broken countless headphones that way. Well, maybe not on door handles, but e.g. in a bus there may be a lot of things the cable can catch on, like arm rests

Idk, I installed fedora 40 some time ago, and many things were broken out of the box. In that regard windows seems a bit more friendly to a new user

I'm pretty sure that was a metaphor for DDG giving them not what they are looking for. They probably didn't meant it literary

Yes, it's not a great security practice, and it probably should work more like "we've noticed you have randomly changed your search engine from google/ddg/bing/whatever to this 'random search engine no-one heard about'' instead of blindly reverting to edge and bing.

It seems to be a tool for tech illiterates. A power user will know how to avoid malware, and remove it if they catch it.

They should do a much better job than that, but helping people that don't know what they're doing is not itself a bad thing.

Systemd is not really an one giant monolith, it's a set of smaller tools

They do, but being slower than Orion to even get to the orbit is not a great look

On the other hand, Starship is not fast enough, if I recall correctly, SpaceX claimed to Nasa that they'd be landing on the moon by now

There are monitor arms that can be attached to a desk/table, maybe they can be adapted, or maybe there is a mount that can be mounted like this

But systemd is not a single tool, nor a single binary, it's a collection of tools.

Hopefully

Last time I used it it couldn't even show errors in code that couldn't compile without using clippy all the time, which is suboptimal

It would be nice if it would work better