Because you're just cool like that.

Bush beans are a thing? Soybeans don't climb either, and it's the most common bean grown in the US.

The next closest store is 16km away 😭

Good to know my friend is full of shit about this being the same for y'all.

My state is one of the few that guarantees paid time off. At minimum we get 1 hour of PTO for every 40 hours worked, so that works out to about a week and a half of combined sick leave and vacation.

To be faaaaaaaair, he's not inbred, he's a result of a prior relationship before his mom married the prince.

More like elevated white trash, really.

My sweet, darling, luddite of a partner struggles with changing the ringtone on his phone, but didn't run into problems using linux.

You're fine.

Ovaries are a literal pain regardless of pregnancy. I want to get mine removed because they're malfunctioning anyways, but I can't because doctors are worried I'll regret it.

I've been saying it for forever, happy people don't do crime.

If you're experiencing a gap in coverage, you can be preapproved for a cat from your local shelter too.

We need to get rid of the month/day and just refer to days by number. Today is day 121 in the year 2025, it's super clear.

And once people put AI images with their article, I start to wonder how much of the article was written by a LLM. I'm too used to arguing with idiots that use GPT to generate a list of studies to support their view, only for those studies to be complete hallucinations or unrelated to the topic.

I'm completely electric, in a building with code standard insulation, and my power bill still goes up by $100 each winter, contradicting the headline's 'every time' claim. That makes me feel even stronger that this article was probably completely generated, and I'm not giving it my clicks.

Hey, gimp is a nice open source image editor, don't insult it by comparing it to this guy