Bibi borrows a sharpie from the Con-Mander-In-Chief!

Fuck this fascist bullshit

Probably depends on the bar, but even if you can’t hear it through the floor, you can still hear it through your windows. Bars can be very loud.

“Welcome to… Jurassic Farms!”

I learned how to look at these things a certain way along time ago thanks to Star Trek the next generation:

Captain Picard was, perhaps, one of the most powerful men in the entire galaxy. He was short, bald, and a principaled dork. And he was one of the most respected people in the entire galaxy because of it.

I don’t give a shit about the hair that I’ve lost, and I don’t give a shit about the fact that I’m 5 foot seven. My principles are unassailable, and I will defend my friends to the death, as well, I defend what is right.

Edit: although it may take some serious effort, I am capable of admitting when I am wrong

That’s what makes me a good person. Not what other people think of my hairline.

There was a subreddit called r/notgayporn that I really miss…

This post would’ve been absolutely perfect

Dude is gonna get an invite to the White House if he keeps going on like this

Of all the shows that they could trim, why did it have to be the best one?

Of course it’s unconstitutional, but because nobody in charge of our government has any sense of common decency, they’ll force it through the court, like a sieve, and, eventually, even when the courts will against them, they’ll do what they want anyway, because nobody has the balls to get up and actually stop them.

Is this true? I’m not sure why anyone would lie about such a thing, but, still… is it true?

That’s all this was about anyway

I don’t know. I’ve been applying for jobs for seven years online, and I haven’t gotten a fucking thing.

I have 30, 20, 15, and 10 years of experience in the four major career fields I pursue, and I can never, not once not ever, get even a reply back, let alone an explanation as to why I wouldn’t fit the role.