In time, maybe this movie will become some sort of cult classic.

I'm taking the piss.

Reasoning like the stupid idiots who decided this was a good idea.

Literally?

Obviously you've got brain tape worms.

In the words of Kenny Hotz, "Why won't it warm up?!"

If you don't give a treat, you risk getting tricked.

But cat is cheaper. It grows for free in the city.

Nice

"road toll remains flat"

Fails to account for increasing population

Yeah pretty much never, unless it's in a movie or something.

Cats are shit ass animals