The return of the giant punt gun!

The cat is way past catnip already.

Wait, isn't espresso supposed to taste like a tire fire?

This is one of the most American comments I've ever read.

Yeah, the weekly sacrifices I have to do, are taking a toll on me

I really don't get how Heineken became such a big brand. It's the shittiest pils I've ever drunk, and I've drunk Cara Pils.

When English isn't your first language, this is a really confusing title.

Whenever I'm in Germany, I'm surprised to see ads for tobacco in the street

Thank God for natural units

You close the toilet before flushing right?

Belgium has always had a lot of delays, so couldn't be us.

I feel attacked in @dave@feddit.uk's place.