Both my porn and my Wikipedia history include Monosodium Glutamate

Maybe it's an age thing? Like when you're dating as a teenager you know that your brain will still develop and you might grow incompatible with your partner, so it's hard to invest in the relationship if you're unsure on whether it might last?
No idea though, people say I'm a bit too utilitarian when it comes to dating.

Print that header onto the dial in a monospace font and you've got yourself an extremely marketable product. Perfect thing to bring to a white elephant gift exchange at an IT Company!