[-] grandkaiser@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

whats ligma?

[-] grandkaiser@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

barring severe mental and or physical disabilities

I have dysgraphia. It's far from a severe disability, but it impedes my ability to draw and write. My penmanship is nearly illegible. Drawing is right out.

[-] grandkaiser@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

The wind howls through the empty parking lot as the dim streetlights flicker above interrupted by the faint screech of an unreturned cart, left abandoned in the cold silence, rolling aimlessly across the asphalt. A masked man steps out of the shadows...

"You think it's nothing. A small act of carelessness, a moment of laziness. But that cart, left adrift, has a price. A price in scraped cars, twisted ankles, in the chaos that spreads like rot in the hearts of men. You see, I don't care about your excuses. I don't care if it's raining, if you're in a hurry. Order is what keeps us human. And you... you spit on it with every cart left behind."

Knuckles crack in the darkness

"I’m the reckoning you never see coming. You think no one’s watching when you shove it into the next spot, but I’m always watching. Every cart out of place, every rule ignored, it leads to something darker, something worse. And that’s where I come in—to stop the small sins before they become something more."

The masked man takes a step forward, his voice low and gravelly.

"I am Cart Noir, the last line of defense between order and chaos. You think it's just a cart? It's never just a cart."

[-] grandkaiser@lemmy.world 54 points 1 month ago

Firefighters hate this one easy trick!

[-] grandkaiser@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago

Warning, the below is not uplifting @ all. Avoid if you don't wanna see it.

spoiler

Then there's my parents who disowned my younger brother after he came out as male.... They kicked him out of the house and now he's broke and alone trying to scrape by in the world. I'm one of two family members that supports him out of a previously huge family network. I tried to warn him that this would happen but he was convinced that everyone would do a 180 on their deep-rooted political beliefs.

[-] grandkaiser@lemmy.world 41 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

That's wrong! There are only three bilabial letters! P, M, and B. F and V are labiodental

[-] grandkaiser@lemmy.world 95 points 8 months ago

Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?"

Contestant: "The penis"

SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder

SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard

SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself

SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end

[-] grandkaiser@lemmy.world 43 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I couldn't roll my eyes hard enough. It instantly reminded me of r/atheism titles going "dae religion bad ?😤" 80,000 up votes

[-] grandkaiser@lemmy.world 54 points 8 months ago

SEO is what is killing Google. Companies designing shit websites designed to highjack search results is a huge issue.

[-] grandkaiser@lemmy.world 39 points 9 months ago

Kind of surprised that you see that as weird. I served myself and would never dream of wearing the uniform improperly. Especially around stars and bars. HQs got nothing better to do than dress and appearance.

[-] grandkaiser@lemmy.world 51 points 10 months ago

Security through obscurity is not security

[-] grandkaiser@lemmy.world 71 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hi, professional DNS engineer here! if anyone has any questions about the inner workings of DNS or top level domains, ask away! (THIS IS MY MOMENT)

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