Amen.

Yes, a piece of paper is much better to get rid of poo then streaming water.

And we're proud!

I hope they die but I doubt it.

Because of work. I'm a software developer and one in a while I'm forced to develop stuff using Google software. Also developers search the internet a lot to speed things up, you can use an alternative for Google but usually not getting the best results. Now I can live with that, but my boss doesn't like it if I take more time to finish my work just because I refuse to use Google :p

Is Linux meant for the average user then?