A guibeepig

I will

We mostly suck in emails.

I always go to the headquarters of the commercial company in a bomb suit to request the update I need.

Nobody is forcing them to do it. If they are unhappy about it they should stop doing it. And preferably come to us not getting paid.

I have different memories from sleepovers as a boy.

A cassette and a pencil.

Far from complete. A fridge with beer and junkfood is missing. Also a toilet and tissues.

I have no problem spraying both of your floors with piss.