Phil LaMarr was everywhere in the early 2000's.

Depends, did you engineer the decoy or the missile?

A beard is a woman who is with a man so the man can appear as straight.

People can barely afford to eat, too. Lack of income for the general American is going to impact all areas, not just dining out and jewelry.

And people wonder why abortion privilages are being dismantled.

My cousin's friend says that he might have seen a comment on an article saying there was a hamas behind the car, so it's justified.

I think we're going to see a lot more of this over the next month, and it will be mentioned at sentencing in a bid for less or no jail time. If he goes to jail, it will ramp up even more, and we'll see headlines in the vein of "Trump is a crazy old man, compassionate release on the table?"

Just gotta redraw the third panel showing the missile coming from a ship first.

Oh god

If I'm not mistaken, it's just to say where the dog has been.

As far as pee ownership goes, if you can get to the pee first, it's yours. You should probably ask the owner first if it's not a stray.

A while back, I was reading about one of these billionaires talking about how they'd fly people to Mars, then they could work off their flight and living expenses by working for the company there. I wish I could see the looks on their faces when they find out that company scrip doesn't buy flights back.

Reminds me of that arc in Breaking Bad where they had to keep making money to pay off people in jail to keep them from flipping and trying for a plea. I forget how it ended though.