Not Jesus. It was quite easy to find from your description (laz-e-boy, racoons, 1996)
It's also keeping people from even considering linux for gaming so I don't share your sentiment. Like it or not, these games are insanely popular. My gaming buddies won't even think of switching to linux until 100% of the games they play are working on it, and that include "shitty MMO Battle Royale" I'm sorry to say.
you have to tap a link to go to the actual, often cookie-walled, website
Kind of like how RSS/Atom is not useful anymore. Most feeds don't contain the actual articles, in an attempt to increase clicks and ad revenue. That's just sad, I miss the old internet.
The Kyle Gass project is outta control!
Putting everything on discord makes information unsearchable via search engines, which is objectivily not great. This recent habit is contributing to killing the web.
On a more subjective note, I just don't like it. On the top of my head : Confusing interface, wont' shut up about nitro, requires a phone number.
Yet somehow more expensive.
Delete facebook account.
I don't think so. I would like that as well.
Holy Salt ? One cannot tell.