You don't. That's why you start with industrial diapers.

What's the advantage of this over vans?

"Aw shit. Put muh shoes on before muh socks again."

Those are recyclable allegedly.

... in practice they really arent though but they do make us feel responsible when we toss those in the blue bin

China intends to invade and has said as much dozens of times. This is to help prepare them and I think their war will look like a naval version of ukraines war.

That explains the voice

Something something when you're going to shoot the king...

In a camper trailer, yes. They love it.

I was worried when they said an officer was on the way, then realized that had he shot the dog that would have been the headline.

I'm noticing how much overlap there is between these and Laffy Taffy jokes

He was in bread as it were

This was awesome. Thank you