Hotter panels don't last as long too.

Neat. How does it turn?

It's a bunch of Rodney Dangerfield jokes

Not with that attitude

Same. That's what makes this great satire.

Russia doesn't value the lives of their soldiers, so they would take them without hesitation. Best not to give Russia any advantage during the few months those manage to stay in the air.

Expanding your valentine's day lore I see

Those are recyclable allegedly.

... in practice they really arent though but they do make us feel responsible when we toss those in the blue bin

China intends to invade and has said as much dozens of times. This is to help prepare them and I think their war will look like a naval version of ukraines war.

That explains the voice

We need to ban that shit federally.

Or he wanted to get an anus in print and get away with it. Maybe a bit of both.