Cloud services. (They lock you in, I know. )

That guy may even choose his house. : )

hermit crab

Hermit crabs ... have adapted to occupy empty scavenged mollusc shells to protect their fragile exoskeletons.

I'd like to have darkness during daytime. I'm not sure I would pay for it, but I'd like it very much.

Of course! It's a can not a can't.

How?

Yes, if you push the circles down a bit, it forms a 7 by 7 matrix. But if pushing the circles into a square matrix is not allowed: how?

Edit: I get it now. It is about (efficient) packing not about counting. I also get the 4th panel now...

One aspect is how interesting you are as a target. What would a possible attacker gain by getting access to your services or hosts?

The danger to get hacked is there but you are not Microsoft, amazon or PayPal. Expect login attempts and port scans from actors who map out the internets. But I doubt someone would spend much effort to break into your hosts if you do not make it easy (like scripted automatic exploits and known passwords login attempts easy) .

DDOS protection isn't something a tiny self hosted instance would need (at least in my experience).

Firewall your hosts, maybe use a reverse proxy and only expose the necessary services. Use secure passwords (different for each service), add fail2ban or the like if you're paranoid. Maybe look into MFA. Use a DMZ (yes, VLANs could be involved here). Keep your software updated so that exploits don't work. Have backups if something breaks or gets broken.

In my experience the biggest danger to my services is my laziness. It takes steady low level effort to keep the instances updated and running. (Yes there are automated update mechanisms - unattended upgrades i.e. -, but also downwards compatibility breaking changes in the software which will require manual interactions by me.)

I'm impressed by the commitment to the joke.

So one turn takes about... 24h?

Ich wollte auch, dass er das macht.
Heute oder morgen, wäre es auch noch nicht zu spät.

gms? Wtf.

gram [g]

The gram (originally gramme; SI unit symbol g)

I propose g/kg body weight.

5: originally? None. They say there were no stars or planets. Also time and space came to be afterwards.

Edit: I just read the explainxkcd, I get it now. :)

Die Idee ist gut. Ich mag es, nicht aromatisierte Luft zu atmen. Ich glaub, an der konsequenten Durchsetzung ihrer Hausordnung, könnte es dann scheitern. So wie es jetzt schon ist.