Just go with Blart Blimpson after Paul Blart.

His name is Met Roid. That's why the game is called Metroid.

He'd still set her on fire and watch her die if it meant returning to power and avoiding prison.

Yeah those cats were fast as lightning.

They've been proud of their cartoon candidates since Palin.

Ro Laren goes from prison to starfleet then joins a terrorist cell within a year. She still managed to get a promotion in that span. What did Harry do that got him snubbed so hard?

Tim Walz seems to do it right.

We're only 16 years off Palin, that's impressive.

Is she the one who gets rescue cats to feed the coyotes?

Glory to your, mental health!

Two days without his orange makeup and combover kit and he'd probably lose it.

They won't tell you the Bell riots were actually about daylight savings time.