My head canon. Remember when Elon launched a Tesla into space and there was a space suit in the drivers seat. He was in the suit.

The lizard people saw him as a liability and replaced him.

Plot twist. Hamas terrorists hacked into IDF infrastructure and dropped the bombs on themselves to make the IDF look bad.

Either that or they’ll find that elements of the IDF are Hamas.

Apple fan boi here.

I also love to shit on Apple.

Some of the big reveals are so dumb. They just give things a different name to blow your mind.

“Omg! They invited spatial computing!!!”

I’m cool with people stealing content from Reddit and posting it here. In fact I encourage it.

But yeah. A bot just auto posting is tiresome. No real curation of the best stuff.

It’s not his. He borrowed it off a mate.

Looks like a sulfur crested cockatoo. The CGI sells it because this is the kind of shit they would do.

Plenty of videos showing their real life shenanigans. (E.g. “cockatoo eating croissant” or “cockatoo opening bin”).

I love them, but Jesus they can be a pain in the arse sometimes.

Pretty much. I watch all the NordVPN Man ads and don’t even sign up for a 12 month discount and the first month free. I’m basically a criminal.

Also Mullvad FTW.

I manually skip all sponsored segments except for the Internet Historian ones.

I also encourage people to repost content from Reddit to Lemmy. It’s free estate!

It’s also morally and ethically sound.

I think most govt bodies do both.

They run and report on their own infrastructure and also report wherever else the masses are.

Really makes sense for govts to start running their own mastodon instances I reckon.

Wait. What’s the movie about then?

This is fukt.

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