[-] iviattendurefort@lemmy.ml 20 points 10 months ago

"What kind of decent, good-looking woman would want to go out with my son"

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Full credit goes to my high school chemistry teacher. Cattle (and other ruminants) spend a lot of their time rechewing (or masticating) their "cud".

[-] iviattendurefort@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

If Christopher Walken and Vince Vaughn had a baby...

[-] iviattendurefort@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

OMG I thought I was alone! Have you tried the "Words for Granted" podcast?

[-] iviattendurefort@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

I'm the middle of building that shop. I figure it will be done when I'm dead.

[-] iviattendurefort@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Also, RadioShack in spirit - it's called The Source now and it's on the death knell, but they're still around.

[-] iviattendurefort@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

The feeling of 120V is not great, but not terrible. You've got to remember that the electric fence is made for pain, though.

[-] iviattendurefort@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

Getting shocked.

I used to help my father-in-law on the farm and he had an electric fencer for the barnyard that was way too powerful for the length of fence it was hooked up to. I knew that; what i didn't know was that it was grounding out on a piece of flashing on the barn. It put me on my ass.

He also has this electric fencing that's made out of rope with small metal strands woven into it. That shit hurts too but in a different way. Maybe because there are more points of contact.

I got shocked doing some wiring last week and it was nothing compared to the electric fence.

[-] iviattendurefort@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 year ago

A blind man would be happy to see that. (About a task completed poorly on a jobsite)

[-] iviattendurefort@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

I really like how North Carolina is now South Virginia

[-] iviattendurefort@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

Great news as it's a cancer woth a really low survival rate

[-] iviattendurefort@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

The Simpsons used to rip on Fox all the time

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