The contents of the article must be consumed in order to discuss them intelligently, to create an informed opinion, and to pose questions that have positive worth within the conversation that ensues from its having been read and ruminated upon?

Preposterous notion.

The lions are nude, if that helps...

Are you replying to/commenting on the OP's title? Did you not read past its first sentence, into its second, mentioning the plane?

Not NASA, Nasa.

Struggling to spell, read, or write can all be signs of dyslexia...

This answered nothing… Could you explicitly state what a mouth has to do with dyslexia?

The irony. :-|

Placement of the shark's eyes makes me question Larson's qualifications as a marine biologist.

I was thinking the same thing. This is a fine example of the exception to the rule that you should not place the horizon in the middle of the frame.

...our word “diamond” comes from adamant…

As does our word, "adamant". 🙂

I hope you have named these forks after Muppets.

From left to right, they are clear to me as: Robin the Frog, Kermit, Bunsen Honeydew, and Beaker.

A reminder to all that the M stands for Master.

(Yes, I know it's used in the "mastery" sense, but just roll with the analogy!)

Sounds like that disappointment has you pretty steamed.