Apparently GTA Online progress is completely separate, "just start from scratch!" is Rockstar's response to that from what I've seen

"We can already stifle creativity through the courts though?"

Can we rename all of our "defence" branches back to "war" like they were originally?

$60 for a public domain bible, public domain constitution, public domain pledge of allegiance, and public domain declaration of independence? Sounds like an infinite order of magnitude expensive to me.

I just wore the MAGA hat because I liked the way it looked, WTF???

Oh sorry, I'll stop calling it NouCome, it's My Mental Choices are Completely Interfering with my School Romantic Comedy, my bad

It's okay, as soon as we figure out how to make a profit saving the world, we will!

The SD had the Switch's entire library the day it came out, no fucking shit it has thousands more games from the day it came out even ignoring that

Advertising continues to prove that it is a net negative in the world every time I see it

What the fuck bank do you use that looks at your OS and says "fuck that guy"?? It's a fucking website

The circus is in town and it's bigger and better than ever

Shall we begin an era of endless terror by proving it works?

Just look at the US military, we already have