I've been a MS products fan since Windows Phone, Cortana, and OneNote stole my heart. I loved the great features that Windows 10 and Edge provided out-of-the box. Bing provided better results than Google for some time.

But Phone was never accepted by the market, and with it, Cortana faded away. OneNote hasn't kept up with the market, and they somehow broke the cursor on mobile. Sticky Notes lost compatibility with Dark Mode. They started pushing ads to Windows start menu, and embedded ads in Edge Collections.

Microsoft makes great software, then fuck it all up. Oh well, back to Linux.

The Israeli government is murdering children and committing war crimes, and they're upset about what The Onion has to say about it.

hmmm. Sounds like something an insurrectionist would say.

~~Shm.~~ Smh. The fucking people who call all sodas "coke".

Them: What kind of Ford do you drive? Me: a Chevy.

HE LED AN INSURRECTION! How the hell are we falling for it a second time?

We need more good suicidal guys with guns to stop bad suicidal guys with guns.

Windows phone was the best phone OS I ever experienced. Features were years ahead of iOS and Android.

So they're gonna focus on auditing rich people and corporations, right?

As a straight white cis man... these people do not represent me.

As speaker pro tempore, the Republican can only recess the House, adjourn the chamber and recognize speaker nominations.

… and evict Nancy Pelosi apparently.

That's neat part, we don't care.

Police: "Okay, I'll start following the law... but it's gonna cost you."