Spam.

The Marvels is actually quite fun, and Iman Vellani is always a joy to watch.

I have passport, and now I know what I am watching next! Thank you, internet pal.

Alan Wake is a stunning game both on consoles and on mainstream PCs

It runs like molasses on my anything-but-mainstream PC.

nuke-happy Ghandi in Civ

I get your point here, but that is a myth.

The last decade? These are relics of the 00s. They haven't had a creative entry for 15 years.

I can't even call this an article. It reads like an advertisement written by a 12 year old.

It should probably be mentioned that this is an adaptation of an Astro Boy story. It really goes back a long way.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astro_Boy

There’s already a fair crack of wowsers here

Could you translate that?

Well, it isn't midnight yet so no baconnings will be happening yet.

What accent do you fart with?

Beans, beans, they're good for your heart. The more you eat the more you fart. The more you fart the better you feel, so let's eat beans with every meal!