[-] latewizard@lemmy.one 8 points 1 year ago

You know they say all men are created equal, but, you at look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I’m a genetic freak, and I’m not normal!

So you got a twenty five percent at best at beat me! And then you add Kurt Angle to the mix? The chances of winning drastically go down. See, the three-way at Sacrifice, you got a thirty three and a third chance of winning. But I! I got a sixty six and two-thirds chance of winning, cuz Kurt Angle KNOWS he can’t beat me, and he’s not even gonna try.

So, Samoa Joe, you take your thirty three and a third chance minus my twenty five percent chance and you got an eight and a third chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75 perchance-chance of winnin’ (if we was to go one on one), and then add sixty six and two thirds…percents, I got a one hundred fourty one and two-thirds chance of winning at Sacrifice! See Samoa Joe? The numbers don’t lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.

[-] latewizard@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago

Also, is your username a Tolkien reference?

[-] latewizard@lemmy.one 5 points 1 year ago

At Sam’s here in the US, you can use their app to scan your items and pay. It’s so much more convenient.

[-] latewizard@lemmy.one 12 points 1 year ago

Join the Dark Order.

[-] latewizard@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago

I haven’t tried it yet, but it looks fun.

[-] latewizard@lemmy.one 6 points 1 year ago

Speaking of, when does lemmy get cremposting?

[-] latewizard@lemmy.one 4 points 1 year ago

I’m preferring Memmy right now, but I’m keeping Mlem and wefwef on my home screen to see how they keep up.

[-] latewizard@lemmy.one 10 points 1 year ago

Don’t feel stupid, you learned something new today. Now if you doubled down on it being about actual suicidal girls for guys to get off on, then yeah, that would make you stupid.

[-] latewizard@lemmy.one 11 points 1 year ago

Lol, they’ve been around for a long time. They were my first experience with alt girls.

[-] latewizard@lemmy.one 7 points 1 year ago

Could we hire them for some male bonding time?

[-] latewizard@lemmy.one 13 points 1 year ago

Myanonymouse. It’s private but getting in is pretty simple.

[-] latewizard@lemmy.one 4 points 1 year ago

Undershirts are a necessity in the South just to keep your shirt from being drenched.

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