I'll set a reminder

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yea i think i'd throw my phone into the nearest fire and then shoot myself

lemmy is the kind of place where people get offended by defense. and I don't mean what americans call "defense" but actual defense

You don't learn muscle memory from books. Just go to watrr and try to float.

Floridaman is an agent of chaos whose intentions cannot be understood by mortals.

Floridaman feeds edibles to animals

That isn't exactly what I meant.

Mmmm yeast

Duh, a sandwich left in the fridge is the kind of thing no one would ever expect being someone's personal lunch. You're obviously in the wrong to complain about it. Asshole.

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