Work in finance, have a thinkpad

Looks like they censored the country Niger in their own post.

The kids are alright

Size of an uncompressed image of the Washington Crossing the Delaware painting = 1 Yankee

12 Yankees in a Doodle

60 Doodles in an Ounce (entirely unrelated to the volume or weight usage of ounce)

Honestly, if the dude taking my order at Popeyes doesn’t look like he’s already killed me in his head three times, then I don’t want it

I can absolutely see how removing street parking increases visibility and decreases accidents. Too many times I have to pull out into a road almost blind because my line of sight to traffic is blocked by an enormous SUV / pickup until I am partly in the intersection.

McDonald’s used to be viable because it was shit, but at least it was cheap. Now it’s just shit. I haven’t gone of my own will in years, only with other people who wanted it. $3 for a hash brown is absurd.

If I was homeless I would simply buy a house

The photoshopped “was” in this meme breaks my heart RIP Alex

THIS SHIT AIN’T NOTHING TO ME, MAN

Insurance impedes fucking everything here